
It began while Bandit was playing squash with Bingo while the girls giggled and so much fun, until Bluey wanted Bandit listen to a story. So Bandit decided to tell the girls a story about The 3 Little Pigs. Bingo wanted Bandit to make the story funny, he was pleased with the idea. It all began with the 3 little pigs and their names were Gruey, Jingo and Jimmy. Although Jimmy is away on a team building course which he won’t appear as much. Then Bandit told the girls the Jingo was the first pig and made her house out of straw. One day the Big Bad Wolf came by and replied “Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.” While Jingo was like “No way mate, i’m making nachos.” Then the Big Bad Wolf was like “Yeah I just want to talk to you about your electricity provider.” Jingo was delighted about the electricity provider, as she opened the door, Jingo remembered that she has solar but told the Big Bad Wolf to jog on. The Big Bad Wolf decided to huffed and puffed and blew the house down. Bingo brought up an idea as she whispered to bring up ideas to Bandit, he then narrated himself that Jingo called the police, and the police came to arrest the Big Bad Wolf. Little Pig Jingo chuckled herself and filmed it all on her phone and posted it on the ‘Gram, and getting heaps of new followers. The Big Bad Wolf was handcuffed and replied “I didn’t do nothing.” So the Police Officers didn’t bothered to reply and they’re all like “you got three prize mate and that manaro stall and so tell it to the judge buddy.” They decided to take the big bad Wolf to Jail.





The next day, the other Pig Gruey came and helped rebuild Jingo’s house as they tried to use Bess blocks. Bluey was able to paused the story and whispered to Bandit as she brought up great ideas. Then Bandit resumed narrating the story as Gruey and Jingo build a Rad Pool which it was shaped like an ice cream cone and filled with lemonade. However, the big bad wolf scored a softy judge and was out of jail on good behavior. The judge said “you got to go say sorry to those pigs or you’re back in here buddy.” The Big Bad Wolf went round to Jingo’s new joint as Jingo replied “hey mate it’s all cool just don’t try and eat us” and the wolf’s like “yeah fair enough, I’m going vegan, anyway. I just eat tofu.” So they decided to invite him for a swim, to try and make friends, but he ended up peeing in the pool! The girls were like “Eww!” So the pigs were like stop peeing in our pool, mate! It’s lemonade, and we’re trying to drink it! But, really, even if wasn’t lemonade, you shouldn’t do it anyway. It’s full of nitrates, and now we’re gonna have tp put heaps of algaecide in.”




The Big Bad Wolf kept saying, “I didn’t pee in the pool!” And the pigs are like, “Yeah, you did.” and the wolf was like “Nah, I don’t do that sort of thing. It’s against my religion.” The next day, the pigs put the stuff in the pool that makes lemonade turn if you pee in the pool. They didn’t tell this on the Big Bad Wolf. When he came, he started swimming, eating some couscous, then talked about the Brisbane Broncos. When he goes quiet and stopped as he stares into space for a second with a sort of faraway look in his eyes and the kids are like “Here we go.” which suddenly the lemonade turned purple all around him, and the pigs were like, “Ah! See?! You’re a grub!” So the wolf was so embarrassed, and went crying, and they never daw him again. Which apparently he went on to become quite a successful tennis player, so that’s how the system works. Bandit replied “The End.” Bluey and Bingo replied “Again.” as Bandit replied “No.” which wrapped up the Bluey Minisode Episode.





Dad asks for their help and continues with the tale of Three Pigs – who he’s named ‘Jingo’, ‘Gruey’ and ‘Jimmy’ (although he’s away on a team building course). Almost tricked by a Big Bad Wolf pretending to be an energy salesman, the story of the pigs becomes as story of justice, resilience and above all else: a warning against peeing in lemonade filled swimming pools!
1 Comment
nostalgicitalian · January 30, 2025 at 9:30 pm
Priceless